🤡 Clown Circuit 🤡

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Bozo 3000

The Ringmaster

What's your clown name?

How many clowns can fit in your car?

Select your juggling proficiency:

I drop everything
I can juggle with my eyes closed (but not open)
I juggle flaming chainsaws while riding a unicycle

Check all that apply to you:

My nose honks when squeezed
I own a tiny car
I cause coulrophobia
I can make balloon animals with my eyes closed

Write your clown manifesto:

Choose your clown specialty:

The parade never ends!

Keep scrolling for more clowns!

They're multiplying!

No escape from the clown parade!